a bottomless well, written for people with fluff in their ears
“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.” Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
"You don't understand the humiliation of it - to be tricked out of a single assumption, which makes our existence viable - that somebody is watching...The plot was two corpses gone before we caught sight of ourselves, stripped naked in the middle of nowhere and pouring ourselves down a bottomless well". Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead - Tom Stoppard
I am just like all the others... only more unique. I flash my headlights to warn motorists of RBTs and I know homeless people prefer their sandwiches without mayonnaise. I don't like cats and I am not scared of spiders as long as they are not touching me. If I drank two litres of water a day, I could be a supermodel.
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